[jacintha]*

2009-04-02T02:52:00.000-07:00

suddenly, my brain became very very retarded.
i cant think of math(but again i always do), eng, sci ++++ GEOG!!!
i feel like URGH!
and i super hate art okays?what retarded shoes.
like what the hell, who draws their bloody shoes
haha, lu changed back our place!
back to the one that i super super like. cos i got ppl to talk to!
and i still can study, unlike the previous one. cos got some fatass w a very very sick mind.

god god, i wna just have the syf and get on w it.
like hello, the earlier the better right?

seriously, i wna close this blog yeah.
IT'S SO BLOODY DEAD.
omfg,OMFG,OMFG!!
(i hate PE, urgh! i know eden has got the same sentiments:D)

2.4km has got no vanny to be th fastest girl, so cant whoops for her.

I AM JACKO LINGBROUGH

2009-03-18T10:08:00.001-07:00

and i shall verify loads of things.

yes, people, i am JACKO.
that weirdo that keeps claiming that he is from england.
hahaha, yeah, real dumb.
was pretending to be JACKO LINGBROUGH when using yx's comp msn.
also using her account.
and i think people really believed that JACKO is jacintha's friend that followed her to yx house do proj.
cos vanny said, "oh, hi jacko."
yeah, buy jy didnt seem convinced.
retarded, next time i should just flaunt him w perfect english then he shall believe me.
and we saw ying hui on video call.
she is so amusing to stare at cos her expression damn funny can?
haahhahaa.

and i like flower tea yeah.
i think i drank the most.
but hell, i choked on the tea too.
thanks to ee rong's bloody singing. i was like laughing thus choking on my tea
retardedness.
i hate proj like seriously, so boring and you practically do nothing at all.
especially when you meet up.
like me, ended up pretending to be Jacko.
from England.
but i highly doubt anyone guessed JACKO=JACINTHA
hahaha, only bren
but again she was w us, doing "proj"
the whole world just never guess me, cos i am too innocent yeah.
WOOOOOOOO!!
i dont mind being JACKO though, except i must be a guy though
but seriously, like which friend of jacintha who is a guy would follow her to yx house to do proj?
i mean, a guy??
hello?! jacintha dont like to talk to guys even, cos they are all lame and sick.
hahahaha.

anw,
TOP FACTS ABOUT JACKO LINGBROUGH
1. he's from england
2. he's rich
3. he is a friend/distant cousin of jacintha
4. he knows everything about 1A1'08/2A1'09 thanks to jacintha's humongous mouth
5. he knows who is gay
6. he speaks w perfect english and accent
7. he talks a lot, thus resulting in bren asking him to shut up.
8. JACKO is not the nickname for Michael Jackson, he is naturally white, HAHA in your face, jy
9. he's not yx, he is jacintha yeah.
10. he is all fake, he never existed, it was all jacintha's little game with ppl from 1A1'08

and i still cant believe how ppl can believe Jacko is real.

JACKO.
JAC(jacintha) KO(khoo)
sometimes, ppl got to think. JACKO sjould be my faker name yeah.
since he is so real like.
hahaha
tut tut

2009-03-01T01:06:00.001-08:00

retardednessXZ
now blogging at library.
very very dumb.
bren and ee rong are BROKE!!!
they bloody went onto a shopping spree and ta-da!
money depleted*.
they would be the first ppl i recommend on a money talk.
HAWHAHWHAHWHWBHAWBHAWHA

but anw
bren bought 2 pencil box that are very very cute!!
especially the moving bus one that we were playing on the mrt.
and ppl were staring, but at least we playing at Joo Koon :D
excitingxzxzx

WALAOEHS BLEAHS AT LEAST I DUN BUY
EX BAG ANDWALLET AND PENCL CASE ,
BLAHBLAHBLAH
-BRENDA :D-

brenda is dumb, i think the whole world knows that.

WWEEWWEEEEWEWEW!
pepper lunch rocks!
i ate salmon togerther w bren yeah.
and then when we were ordering the time ,
it was like DAMN DAMN funny cans.
it's like i was pointing t the picture and was like, "i want this one."
then he gave me the bloody blank look like as if i was speaking some alien language
then out of the blue i suddenly laughed together w bren.
was feeling so damnhyper la
there was so many FUNNY occasions when we were ordering the food

HA HA HA H AH H HA DH HA HAS
okay im still feeling mad yeah.

anw birthday wishes;

TO FATSO melvin.
and EE RONG

1st and 2nd MARCH whoah.
AND IM NOT HINTING AT ANYTHING OKAYS

whatever lors. shall go blog surfing.

2009-02-05T03:54:00.000-08:00

yes, people
my hair apparently look like bubbles
you know, from the ppg.
says Ee Rong

(It's Him, from the Powerpuff Girls, y'know the red one.)

Eden and i keep quoting this sentence canxzxz

i like to compare S.H.E. to PPG!
somehow they always remind me of each other yeah.
like example:
Selina-->Blossom
Hebe--> Bubbles
Ella--> Buttercup

see?! it so totally makes sense yeah.

i so fugging(think the other way ppl!) want to murder **.
who pronounces SHERINE as SWELLYN
hey, it looks nicer in spelling.--SWELLYN. coolnessxzx

2009-02-05T00:39:00.000-08:00

i like so lazified, and i am so gna fail my test(S)
LIKE SERIOUSLY..
Got 2 v. bloody test today, so bloody stressed out

the point is
i cant believe i suddenly forgot how to write shao xiang de shao
and i am like squeezing all my brain juice alreadys
and i still cant.
and the shitting part is
i suddenly remembered after i handed up my test
it's like WTH!!!

i bloody forgotten the two stupid poems name.
and what does yuan de yue liang means
i feel stupid stupid
and all i felt was oh' CRAP CRAP
IF you please, i mugged like for the whole of yesterday on chinese
but not for science
and i remembered science
dumbass

(calvin got caught jay walking!!! or should i say Andrew? :DDD)

OMG
Alvin. L is our class Romeo??
...TIAOXZ
it's like so wrong cans.

anw, we got a free period cos art 'cher never come
so spent my time crapping and whatsoever
somehow, we crapped till we are talking 'bout Powerpuffs girls
and drew a lot of them w eden, bren, ee rong and rong fang
our masterpiece.

(and i still havent open your private Investigator envelope, yeah. But i know that there's crap in there)

after talked to eden 'bout (waxing, extentions...etc)
ahahahahhahahhahah.
you must think the other way round

okay this part is like really fun
it was like i was like i was at IMM eating MOS BURGER w my family
and that retarded chicken of mine slipped and dropped on my skirt
of which my sister and i invented a Because of the terriyaki song
and we keep singing it

and so we were like heading back to the car where my dad was in there waiting already
so, we were like crossing cars and everything then we reached the car
Or at least we thought it was ours
Turns 0ut that the car isnt ours la!
i was like fully intending to open the car door and pretend to be shot and 'die' in the car
i pulled the handle then my sister shouted
NO!! that's not our car!
and i looked into the car and saw a seriously ugly uncle in there la
then i dropped like a hot potato and scooted off.
my sister apparently pulled the handle and realise that is locked
she wanted to bang on the door and ask my father to unlock it
ahahahhahhahahh!
imagine if that uncle didnt lock the car and my sis went insisde and say HELLO, DADDY
that guy must be like whats your problem

there was once that i thought that my brother accidentally let out his ang baos to the window when my dad was driving, and i was like OMG where's your ang bao!!
Turns out he was playing w the receipt la!
suckshit.

then i winded down the window for fun then gang hao my sis was sing opera like really loud
and that darn guy in the motorcycle was staring at us down with this very shock expression
and i burst out laughing and he stared even harder.
we must be the noisiest car ever la

(i am gna study like hell for Geog okays)

2009-01-02T04:20:00.000-08:00

1st day of school is like uber fun!!!
keep laughing!!
oh my god, laughed till my stomach hurt.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA,
our grooming and attire check is like freaking stupid,
cos there's like practically no check at all!
Lu dont care!!!!
YAK YAK!!

i reached school at like bloody 6.48.
it's like wth?!
i was like shoot! i cant find any ex-1A1 people leix.
until sherine YELLED my name.
not really yelled, but still it was rather loud!
hahahhaha.

sat w sher during assembly and all.
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YAY!! liyun and jiaxuan is like our classchair and vice chair

the others next mon then decide
cos our class so uncooperative

2008-12-21T09:03:00.000-08:00

gna post bout Thurs.

watched twilight w bren and choir friends.
BUT..
they meet up at like 11 whereas i met up w them at like 1.37pm.
and they meet up t have lunch.

LUNCH?!
can you believe it!!
at 11!! AM!!!
i eat lunch at like effing 3pm.
and they eat at 11 AM?!

ANW.
th movie starts at 1.30
and i was super late.
so they left the ticket w th guy
and i ran there like very fast

I reached th theatres
i was asking that guy, "excuse me, but my friends told me that they left th ticket w you."
so, he was like," Are you Jacintha?"
i went, "Ya?"

in fact, he should ask whats your name.
right??
Bren and my sis agrees.

THANK GOD!!
when i reach it was still advertisement.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

the show is OK.
i thought it will be like more...action??
HAHAHAHHAHA.

and honestly,
the guy who played Jacob?(Taylor Lautner)
looks good w short hair okays.
he only looked weird w that notorious long hair that he had t wear.
when he has his cropped short hair..
MUA-HA-HA-HA.
and he has effing nice teeth.

and yay!
there will be new moon!!!
im not kidding!!
unless my reference is wrong!!
But heck, no!!!
CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!

and i ate tang yuan today!!
effing nice!

2008-12-17T05:45:00.000-08:00

1]How old will you turn in 2009?
Ans: 14

2]Would you rather love someone or have many short relationships?
Ans: Love someone

3]Would you date someone 8years older then you?
Ans: Maybe. But i rather not

4]When was the last time you laughed?
Ans: Just now during dinner. heck yeah, it was funny!

5]What were you doing at 4am?
Ans: Sleeping DUH!

6]What's your relationship with the last person you texted?
Ans: friends!

7]What did you do today?
Ans: Stayed at home and watch a billion movies

8]Who do you really want to see now?
Ans: Mummy! and my little siblings!

9]Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Ans: heck, maybe.

10]Who's your last missed call?
Ans: My father! I always miss his calls.

11]What's something you really want now?
Ans: To be tall? and slightly fatter!

12]What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
Ans: [i woke up in the afternoon!] i want to sleep again!

13]Would you go back in time if you had the chance?
Ans: DUH! i will study harder for PSLE!

14]What is something you need to go shopping for?
Ans: New Year clothes! and christmas shopping!

15]Do you want kids?
Ans: YES!!!!! kids are like freakishly cute!

16]Are you in love with someone?
Ans: No

17]How's your heart lately?
Ans: BORED!

18]When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Ans: i dont remember sleeping on th floor. i love my BED!

19]Is your phone beside you?
Ans: Nope

20]What is bothering you right now?
Ans: my birthday is gone and i must wait for another year for it!

21]What does your last recieved text msg say?
Ans: Something bout a movie!

22]Where are you right now?
Ans: At home

23]Are you listening to music right now?
Ans: no.

24]Do you like country music?
Ans: I like those with th guitar kind.

25]Do you wet the toothbrush before applying the toothpaste?
Ans: DUH! who doesnt?!

26]How is your hair styled right now?
Ans: a bun!

27]Do you like your first name?
Ans: ya..very little ppl has this name!

28]What did you last drink?
Ans:ice lemon tea

29]Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
Ans: No. cos usually i am reading or hearing MP3 or watching vids

30]What did you do 15min ago?
Ans: DINNER!!!!

31]Do you think you're a good person?
Ans: sure, but i love tricking my family; especially my brother!

32]The first contact in your hp?
Ans: Adeline's

33]The sweetest person in your life?
Ans: my sisters and brother

34]The closest male to you?
Ans: My brother and father

35]The person you're chatting with now?
Ans: Nobody

36]The languages you are able to speak?
Ans: English and Chinese

37]The last person you screwed?
Ans: ???

38]One word about your life now?
Ans: just like any typical girl

39]Where do you wish to work?
Ans: designer places??

40]What are you specially good at?
Ans: Drawing??

41]Would you date somebody younger than you?
Ans: Heck, NO!

42]Who are you to yourself?
Ans: the biggest shortie!

43]Do you forgive people easily?
Ans: yeah, sure

44]Which girl is precious to you now?
Ans: MOTHER AND SISTERS

45]You're dressing style?
Ans: T-shirt, shorts/jeans/pants, white jacket and slippers/Birkenstocks/flats.

46]How different are you from other girls?
Ans: i freakingly casual

47]The bad point in yourself?
Ans: I cannot take criticsm

48]The last contact in your phone?
Ans: my sister

49]Your favorite song?
Ans: alot

50]The two hated contacts in your phone?
Ans: nobody; if i hate them, why would their contacts would be in my phone?

51]Learn one language in 10days?
Ans: YEAH!!!! i want t do that!

52]One gorgeous girl you came across?
Ans: why would i notice that?

53]Who's your biggest enemy?
Ans: MYSELF!

54]Which gang do you support?
Ans: none?

55]What do you think about gangsters?
Ans: Search me

56]Proper age to join gang?
Ans: Dunno

57]Do you have a blogspot?
Ans: DUH

58]Do you like people who smoke?
Ans: No!

59]What do you think about modeling?
Ans: have the looks, height, and shape!

60]Given a chance, would you like to be a model?
Ans: no!

61]Whose approval do you normally seek first?
Ans: My parents
62]What do you wish to be in the future?
Ans: Designer!

Next 5 ppl to do this quiz
- Anyone.

2008-12-17T03:49:00.000-08:00

THIS IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF!
Darn those homework!!!!
i crammed everything in a single day
TA-DA!!
i AM SO DONE HERE!

and th most exciting thing i ever get to do now is sleep.
everyday i wake at 2pm.
i sleep at 3 am.
cos i simply watch shows repeatedly
HBO, star movies on and on.

SIANX

and i haven tbought a single christmas present at all!!
panic!!!!!!!!

crude!

Jurong Point 2 is uber cool canx!!
i find restaurants that i usually have t go Orchard t eat!!!!
AND there is haagen dazs!!!!!
yay!!! i love their Fondue!
and NEW YORK NEW YORK!!!!!!!!
UBER COOL!!!!!!!

wooooooooooo!
hahahhahahahahha!
living at jurong west is so not a bad choice!!
it has got space!!!!!!
yeah!

2008-11-19T07:35:00.000-08:00

something worth posting

NO MORE CHOIR!
last practice yeah.
cheers!!
relaxing.

2008-11-19T03:05:00.000-08:00

"Will I ever get to see you again?"

Her tears rolled expectantly down her cheeks.

"Of course,look at this," he took a tear from her."What is it?"
"A tear?"
"No, it's my promise. My promise to you."

Her eyes shone like moonlight. She raised her head, tilted it till her eyes found the penetrating gaze of his.

"Really?"
"This shall be my witness." He took a single red rose from the nearby bushes.

"For you" He gingerly passed the rose to her.

He gazed down, down to the face of his other half. She blinked hard; those blue eyes are hurtful to see.He opened his mouth to say something. She couldn't help noticing his lips; how soft they looked.

"You are part of me now."

He pulled her into a embracing hug. A kiss on the forehead.

"Bye.."her tinkling voice rung through his ears.

"Bye.."

She took dainty steps away, her back facing him.

"Jen?"
"Mmmmmm?"

He took a breath.
"I love you"
______________________________________________________________________

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!
finally blogging
cos i feel super sianx
hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha!!
bren says the BBQ is ok.
but i didn't go.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!
but got nothing to say.
_____________________________________________________________________

VANNY!
realised didn't say goodbye.
So,
here goes,
"BYEBYE(S)"
(Australia beaches rocks shit!!)

2008-11-13T21:02:00.000-08:00

beneath the leaves; a trap set for me
unknown to me.
i fell for it, i'm going down; down to where?
i squat down there
helpless, would anyone come?
i waited for like a million years
it keeps coming; those tears
you were gone; my fairy godmother
i will never want another
goodbye then; shall i be banished then.

this freaking sux. HATE THIS HOLIDAY

2008-10-24T22:45:00.000-07:00

currently posting from th chalet!!
'cept there is no wireless connection here :/
using th modem now :D
celebrated cousin's birthday here yesterday!!
today doing th same.
for another cousin!!
OMG! they are like so cute!

I WNA WATCH HARRYPOTTER TOMORROW.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

supposed to go swimming just now.
but felt really lazy
so just went on and read my books
cos i will feel faint at staring at my chinese homework.

DAMN that LU la.
homework give so much
whenever i see that idiotic grin on her face
i really feel like slapping her
IDK!!!!
ASS.
and she is gna be our classparent next year!
it's like WTH

i can never live another day w her
SCREW OFF! i wna bash you till your glasses go askew!
@!##*&!@^%$
that was random.
no meaning behind it.

feeling really bored.
i wna go to the playroom
and start throwing th balls
[and dont you think sick]
but i want by sis to come w me
but she went out for lunch
and i didnt want to
cos i am lazy
my dad better get me french fries

th bed here is like scary
i am so so afraid that it will be smelly
i didnt bother to smell though
cos who does that
hope sec two camp bed is alrighty
:DDDDD
realised i am so clean
but apparently i am th dirty one in th family
but i feel very clean
i mean i shower in th morning everyday?!
doesnt that count as clean
i know a whole lot of ppl who dont

th shower smells like chlorine
ew ew ew ew ew ew
i didnt dare to go in there
so i became th last to shower

and i helped in deco(S)
so helpful of me
CLAP CLAP
abit bit zi kwa
but its true
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
this hols rocks shit

2008-10-17T20:24:00.000-07:00

OMG!!!!!
i so ogling over edward!!!
he is so freaking HOT and SWEET
they don't make them like that in Singapore!!!!
ultra-cuteness.
and i have wait for two whole days before i can start ogling over him again.
HE IS SO ADDICTIVE>
maybe vampires are like that..
sigh..........

vampires are like so cool
but scary?!
imagine someone sucking th blood out of you
and you just shrivel up
LOSS OF BLOOD
and you stay there helpless
moanomg, whining, crying
your tears just glisten in th moonlight
you lost your meaning of life
you wna die
wna commit suicide
jump off a building

there you are
a fully fledged monster
powerful beyond belief
hungry, thirsty
the lustful lure of blood
simple
tempting
delicious
drooling
ravenous

you are stuck between truth and reality
you are turning into someone else
it hurts
the truth hurts
you are ripped
torn beyond your imagination
your soul feels empty
gone. forever

the familiar beating of th heart
is gone
you have problems breathing
you gasp, moan, you clutch your chest
heaving heavily
a sign of life pass by
without thinking you lunged
consuming th red liquid substance found inside

you are shocked
disgusted
yet th tempt
you can never stop.
that what you become
a fully fledged monster

Find a companion
to live forever
for you never die
in th place call earth
...
you attract people w th lustful gaze; smile of yours
magnet for trouble
don't stop
you chise the simple yet cruel life
should you move over to th heavenly side
th difficult path
yet nice
you are stressed
you can never take it
"please kill me"
.
.
.
.
HAIX.....
seem like a poem
but simply realistic y'know

2008-10-14T02:29:00.000-07:00

"come, i shall pull you out of this agony, reach out your hand, please."

why don't anyone pull ME out of this agony huhs?????
I HATE MY RESULTS!!!!!!!
like bloody hell.

2008-10-07T01:36:00.000-07:00

why is everybody privating their blog?
i WANT to see

2008-10-07T00:26:00.000-07:00

Adopted Trees.

ROAR!
i adopted trees
cos i am environmental friendly

2008-10-07T00:06:00.000-07:00

EOYs are over.
and this calls for celebration
but i still cant go out
what a noober
crude-eeeeee

wear those knickers, they are freaking airy.

2008-09-14T21:57:00.000-07:00

MUSIC totally rocks!!!!
cos you just slack here.
and make you go YIPPEE!

ha!
made sher wait for me like 20 mins.
had no bloody idea that th rain is so freaking heavy.
so, went sheng siong to buy th garlic.
we only need two'
but must buy at least 100g
so ass la
cos in th end use only like.....
OH FREAK

had home ed just now.
and she is such a ass
"why you use your hands huh????"
"why two eggs???"

2008-09-11T20:26:00.001-07:00

/i m jacintha HOOOOO
:D'
written by brenda :D
yay
DO NOT DELETE OR I WILL KILL U

when you see brenda's blog
DO NOT believe what she typed

the truth lies deep in her heart
-brenda:DDDD-

me:OI!(S)

brenda: u goin to SHHHH SHHHH isit?
jux now type so many sssssssssssssss

me: I SUE YOU FOR SLANDER KAYS.

2008-09-08T09:02:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i learned that during PE! :D

2008-09-04T05:42:00.000-07:00

I AM th light and hope to end poverty.
in th corner of th world
people are living like that
have we cared?
show your love, I AM th difference
what about now?

2008-09-04T02:16:00.000-07:00

yay!!!
i got the freedom of being free!!!
which put it simply
i get to use the comp.
cheers

yes, i am so elated
cos everyone said i grown taller
i am comparable to emmeline and brenda khoo now
I GROWN TALLER KAYS
people calling me short is really dumb

yesterday

met up with eden, bren, sherine and meena
supposed to meet up with sherine and eden at jurong point
but, missed
cos i overslept :D
dumb.
so i just went to the library
for art project
where we laughed like shit
but we managed to do our project done
really amazed
EDEN!!!!
cheated my money!!
70 cents
cos i've got no small change
and BRENDA!!!
you still owe me ....
must return ok

and EDEN!
i want to read the mag.
cos does chocs make you horny????
maybe.
i suspect rebecca ate alot of it
and I AM INNOCENT!!!
or i sue you for slander :D
i am capable of anything

and i am becoming broke
no money liao
want to cut my hair
but will i have time to go VIVO?
nah.
so what is th use??

and people who disagree with th class tee design
i suggest you keep your comments to yourself
no hard feeling kays
cos i am really sensitive

did you lost your socks cos i might have took yours?
:D

2008-08-23T04:02:00.000-07:00

this blog is really dead
can't we just perform CPR on it???
just to pump some life on it
just to not let those memories ebb away...

ah, i am so sentimental
feeling such a heart ache of my blog
i have such a fragile and weak heart
anything hurtful to me...
it will just break

oh man my results are like slipping like hell
but i really must admit
i hardly pay any attention
but it is like not my freaking fault
BLAME THE TEACHERS
they should honestly go for a course
on how to make your lessons more interesting kays
for lu
how to be not a bitch and despise ppl that sux in chi and especially love dark chocolate
and you know what i mean...

i got totally no mood for blogging
cos my life is freaking boring

ah, my blossoming friend
fly over with me
seep the life into me
where the majestic plain lies
where the greens always lies

i sound like william shakespears

2008-08-17T04:46:00.000-07:00

changed my blogskin!!!

cos of comments by eden, brenda and vanny

especially vanny and brenda

they crap alot kays.

my wound was ok

until my cousin went to twist, press, pinch, whack it!!!

but i was lenient kays

cos he is like 0 years old

must be kind mahx

and he is like freaking fat and cute

try to take away his milk he will whine like hell

or eat infront of him

he will crawl to you and make sure you feed him

and he so adores the comp,

keep trying to 'help' my sister type her homework

brenda say she amaze i reply her sms so fast

first time ever

not that i don't want to reply

i must save mahx

after all i am the sole breadwinner

HUIMIN!!!

I ASK YOU TO MARRY M!!!

WHY NEVER FOLLOW MY WISHES HUHS????

I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER KAYS!!!

YOUR MOST HIGHLY RESPECTED ELDERS KAYS!!!

I TELL YOU SHE WILL BE OUTSTANDING IN OUR FAMILY!!!

MARRY HER OKAYS!

stupid. i am Theresa, stella, brandon...

during computer mastery

so fun kays

happy memories

i done this!!!! on the comp!!

be proud kays

2008-08-10T07:48:00.000-07:00

just came back from Orchard
it's like finally
cos last year, we practically go there every weekend
DAMN those homework!!!
or else i would have a whole lot of time.
HUMPH

cos my sis has got project meeting at Carl's Jr
at VIVO
we had to go there and had lunch
after all, my dad and brother is supposed to cut their hair
ate at like Kim Gary cos Bosses and Sushi Tei not very convenient
then BEGGED/PERSUADED my dad to buy me a book
gave a whole lot of lame excuses
in the end ha had to give in
or else i will just go yakking away
and annoy them
like i always do :D

saw that my mum went purple
so i loaned her my jacket
cos i am the only one with perfect sense to bring a jacket like yesterday
but luckily i brought a jacket yesterday
cos yesterday is INDEPENDENCE DAY
i wore the complete wrong clothes
i wore America's flag instead la
keep wearing jacket
or later kana bashed
but i saw someone wearing i love HK kays

keep popping into FOX, GAP, ZARA
trying to see got any clothes
but turns out NO
NO shorts
NO shirts
NO cargos
NO jacket(my sis)
my life is like so shitty

then went on to see that shaky thingy from
OTO
my sis and bro shook like hell
cos they put to max power
then aunties came to tone their asses
then my mum pointed one auntie to me saying,"her hair DAMN 'nice' "
it is like OMIGOSH
her hair is like clown shade
extremely bright red so outstanding

then went to TAKA
forget what we do there
only remember we went to PARAGON after
my bro and sis went to SONY there to play with the playstation and all
my mum i think went into AUSSINO
my dad, sis and me went to CRUMPLER to see my sis future bag
but no red, very tempted to ask if i can buy
but then remembered my current bag is freaking expensive
now that i realised what is the actual price
and i dirtied it like hell
decided not to

then we went to NIKE for no particular reasons
saw my mum
then my sis and i left for MUJI
then my mum came
passed us the money to buy the marshmallow
THE BEST EVER!!!

then we went spaghetties
argued about the coke
super lame can

freaking sian
came back home
yada yada
and finished reading my book

2008-08-08T02:37:00.001-07:00

it is freaking funny.

2008-08-08T00:56:00.000-07:00

IT'S THE NATIONAL DAY EVE!!!
08.08.08
BEIJING OLYMPICS!!!
plus plus

my COUSIN's birthday
my COUSIN's birthday
my COUSIN's birthday

i honestly feel like a retard
wearing RED shirt
everyone is like wearing PE or CLASS TEE
i promise i will draw out the designs soon kays
but did everyone pay $10????

why our class like _____.
so not HAPPY???!!!!

the DANCING is like ....
cos eden, brenda and me were like giggling NON-STOP
but HEY, we tried. HONESTLY we tried
we keep whacking each other instead
sorry!!!!!
boon chong's dancing is like -.-"
especially the part when THAT part has to go IN OUT
*LAUGHS*

turns out you can never eat melted FRUITELLA
cos it's so gluey.
YEUCH!

2008-08-07T05:10:00.000-07:00

yeah, yeah SCUNIPER
put me into some ~~STUPID~~ art group
with RETARDED people in it. BOLDED and UNDERLINED
people that mixes their colour on their acrylic colour cover case
cos they don't want to share with certain person
who mixes colour like SHIT

maths is like still freaking BORING
class was like quieter than before
cos 2 Mr Ngs was there
nearly slept cos i woke at like 5.45
but i kinda immune to it already

english test is not even a test
cos we were like discussing answers
with people taking away my paper hint,hint
but still...

Geog was like as sick as before
wonder why he can draw such accurate pictures
with like 4 layer
and he must circle the two ends
dunno why i keep giggling
but i controlled more this lesson
or else i would be.....ah forget it
stupid la claims he pregnant
i bet 5th month liao
with curry and and assorted fattening food
yeuch!
don't go into labour when in 1a1 hor
no one wants curry spilling out

Chi is damn RETARDED
cos you just cheat points there
and the previous chinese lesson?
she was like,“祖慧，越来越喜欢讲话。”
like puh-lease
honestly.
like i care, like what is your mouth used for
TALKING AND EATING!!!
right right right?!
am i supposed to tape my mouth up for her pleasure?
NAH
i ain't a retard.
i slap her mouth first

tomorrow still have the what-so-ever celebration
have to sing
I GOT A SORE THROAT KAYS
you provide my medical bill is it is it?
if you do, c'mon man
let's head for Glenagles or NUH
pay for my bills mahx
think i got so much money
the RED t-shirt provided is for selling KOPI-Os kays
"来 kopi-o 和teh-bing两杯。"
wait till i learn swimming then you see me doing that
cos never in my life will i learn swimming

made us stand in the sun
i gonna get a heat-stroke
everybody say i look so pink
DARN IT

pissed off lahx

eden keep singing the toilet bowl song
and using my name!!!

2008-08-02T22:56:00.000-07:00

omg, The Dark Knight is freaking good

the joker is like freaking sadistic
and his car rocks! TOLD YA!
but it self-destructed; that's so sad
but he still got a rocks motorcycle
but the heart-breaking part was like
his "under-cover car" got smashed
and it is a Lamborghini*squeals in delight*!!!
with such a nice colour
and he is like completely undisturbed
cos his reaction is like, "Do you think that i need to go to the hospital?"
A LARBORGHINI!!!
anyone will die for that.

and that Harvey face, ew!
half mutiliated!!!
gave me a shock!!

Rachael look old though
with that eyebag.
wonder how can 2 people like her

and the joker's magic trick
with the pencil?? he just BANG that guy head down
TADA!!!
and the pencil is gone!!

and he put the handphone inside the stomach and requested for his phone call
and it EXPLODED!!!
sadistic!!!
he burned the money too
he kills for fun only
that is like so sadistic
and he is wearing the nurse uniform
it is like so cute
and his name card is cute
it ia a joker card
but always smiling face is so not cute
No wonder his "wife" cant look at him again
and you will never believe that HEATH LEDGER played the joker
cos Heath Ledger is way cuter
and is like only 28
but he died shortly after he acted in the Dark knight
so sad!!! He died at like 28! so young!

and that Bruce Wayne is FREAKING good-looking!!
in a manly way
to add the fact that he is a billionare
and owns a huge company
and is a SUPERHERO
and has a cruise
and is smart
with that personal plane
AND with those muscles...
you'll be like aw...

and his so-called penthouse is FREAKING big
and nice
and you feel like jelly

the way they speak chinese is funny
and yeah did anyone spotted Edison in there
when Lucius Fox was in the Honkie's company
thought they were supposed to speak cantonese

and that part when there is 2 boats
turns out that criminals has a nice heart
i am so touched
and i was so afraid when i thought that business man is going to blow the other boat
but he has got heart!!!

BATMAN is so kind-hearted
wanted to let Harvey have a good name after his death
and so decided to take up Harvey's mistake
and asked Gordon to call for his arrest
and say he killed 5 people
even though it's Harvey who killed them
so everybody will hate him
but luckily he got another agenda
as Bruce Wayne
and is still a billionare
and still got his Wayne Enterprise

and you'll never believe something
the guy that act as batman is Christian Bale
and is older than the joker
he is like 34 and the joker is like 28
6 years different
and he looks way younger and smooth

and Rachael is Maggie Gylenhaal
and she is supposedly 30
and she looks like she is 40

and Aaron Eckhart is Harvey Dent aka Two-face
and guess his age
...........
40!!!
i wasn't expecting him to be so old?!

god!!!
unexpected ages of celebrities!!!

the batman is....
THE DARK KNIGHT

2008-08-01T21:15:00.000-07:00

oh man,
i eat like a pig.
i ate like 3 gong and 1 'sexy leg' of the crab
PLUS 5 buns.
yesterday night

i am going to be FAT!!!
yay! cos i need to put on weight
hahas

later, have to go for the Observance thingy
not that i am extremely excited
cos i just want to die

but after all,
i am going to watch the DARK KNIGHT
finally :p

P.S i ate a whole lot of fruits too!!! :)

2008-08-01T03:28:00.000-07:00

did you see it? that EW blog

i mean, like who likes WINX???
it is so...=.="
i honestly feel like puking now
BLOOM?
She is like the worst
"Oh i am perfect, i got such a good figure, i got a boyfriend that is a prince
i am a princess of a dead world, i got the most powerful powers.."

yeah sure

she called brenda and Vanny fat
which your reaction will be..

"HUH?!" }underline, underline, underline

honestly.

If brenda is fat, than i am too.
and i wonder how fat she is
a bamboo???
a pair of chopstick???
pencil???
PEN????

whatever!

BABY BABY.
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

so disgusting

haha
PeePee is my new name!
PoPo or rather ~~PooPOO~~ is my twin
GEES

and that ass's blog is exposed

"i think i am maturing..."

Of course, she got perfect B****
to attract guys
but actually inside is just silicone

and eden's domo had enhancements
DAMN good quality
don't doubt Rebecca's skills
she is so striving for that job aspect

can i just drop dead now

oh lala, my shoe lace got stuck at the escalator
i should have known that i should tie it up
but tying shoelaces when it is filled with ppl seemed retarded
like 4 ppl tried to help me
and when someone yanked it out
i bump it some lao ah ma
and i TOTALLY hate her
cos she is like, "aiyo, lian xie dai mei bang hao, zhen shi."
infont of everybody!
and she gave me the eye!
so when she turned
i rolled my eyes at her
i mean not like i wanted that to happen
and now my shoelace had to be cut off
and seriously, must she add salt to my wounds

Then i told my mum
luckily she is in a good mood
and didn't scold me
BUT...
i totally hate that lao ah ma
luckily my ah ma only ao young

and everybody is freaking out about ghost festival
you better be
if not...

BOO!

vanny is a barbie girl
you know that song
and the barbie calls herself

BLOND BIMBO BITCH

rocks!

2008-07-31T20:37:00.000-07:00

oh la la, i saw a totally BITCHING blog.

and when you see the next line DO NOT HYPERVENTILATE
IT IS TOTALLY WINX!!!
and guess what, i nearly puked.
COS I TOTALLY HATE WINX AND BLOOM

and she claims she has big you-know-what
and says she is maturing
yeah, right
she is maturing out but not on inside
cos what kind of maturing person likes winx
retarded only.

you should totally see it
www.music-love-vanessa.blogspot.com

2008-07-31T01:52:00.000-07:00

oh lala, i see brenda is so understanding...

and i didn't type that, brenda did that.
Library now-jurong east

brendaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Vanny fell off the chair

2008-07-30T08:05:00.000-07:00

oh la la, i see my shining knight on a horse

dunno why i keep writing that :)
Literature was an anguish.
the test just killed all my brain cells
and i am so freaking angry
cos the theme is HUMOUR
H-U-M-O-U-R}underline underline underline
and guess what is my theme??
Count Dracula's T-R-U-E C-O-L-O-U-R-S!!!
and i lost 4 marks just like that.

oh, i am wishing to have a umber-ella

i am so suffering from a heat stroke
it will NOT come as a surprise if i am wheeled into a hospital
keep singing Singapura

oh la la, there's a new fish

P.S. rebecca looks nice with her newly designed hair

2008-07-25T05:17:00.000-07:00

today was majority GROSS-NESS
ee pin and rebecca were pursuing a job as a
~~you-know-what surgeon~~

except theirs is a bit of a failure
cos it was too pale-(white!!)
and deformed
one is larger than the other
and rebecca is going to be more sucessful than ee pin
she added a n*****-1st one in our class
except it was black
ee pin said it is rotten
then i was like, "i thought it is supposed to be green?"
then he was like, "that one is when it is covered with mosses."
EW!!!

and Rebecca had this brillant idea of squeezing
~~and the semi-molten liquid went spilling.~~

and he has to squashified it.

i was ambushed by choir ppl
and i bought a strudel and sushi
and it rocks
but i still owe Denyse $2*sobs*

when i was in river valley
i remembered
I FORGET TO HAND UP THE ART!!!
and i had to rush back!
luckily she is still there
thank you Yun Xian for telling me where she is.

P.S. orang utan forces to mate with any female.
GROSS!
P.S.S. Sir Bob changinized my name wrongly actually i am Kamila.

2008-07-18T21:35:00.000-07:00

my new name is TAMILA!
i love eating green beans!!!
and i am rainbow all over!!!

That BOB(eden) lost his tractor!!
and could not pick up her hot babes.
he is so unfaithful to wendy.
(i thought that scoop(tractor)can talk and move by itself,
then how can she lose it?!)

Bob the builder, can we fix it?
Bob the builder, yes we can!
scooper and roley and dizzy too
working together to get the job done.

another happy note to add:
MY TOOTH CAME OUT YESTERDAY!!!
AT RIVER VALLEY.
YAYY!!!

and contary to what eden anad brenda belief,
i do not wear V.

2008-07-15T01:50:00.000-07:00

watched Hancock with family(i always do)
and it is freaking funny

HE STUFFED THIS GUY'S HEAD TO ANOTHER GUY'S ASS!!!

it was OMIGOSH but cool otherwise.
and that guy with the ass stuffed said,"sore."
then the other(the one with the head forced into the ass) he said,"pain."
the other one was like,"yeah, pain."

and at the starting he also said the same thing but sadly did not carry it out.
he said,"you better surrender or his head is going in to his ass and HIS head will be going in to your ass and your head will be going in to MY ass."

ROCKS!!!

and the word ass is always there

"call me an asshole one more time."
"asss.....aahhh."

he cut off that guy's hand!!
nice nice nice!!!
he can't be dead unless he is with his other half
which means that there is another supergirl.
rocks your shit.

2008-07-13T03:13:00.000-07:00

went to prince george's something something
cos my sis is staying there for some youth summit
and the place is gorg.
(that was what i first thought on the outside)

so then they split into groups and showed us my sis room
and that gorg. word IMMEDIATELY became

HOLY SHIT!!!

it is so not for human use.
it is waaayyyy too small

went(made my siblings) to go down and buy coke.
(and i just relax there>.<)
hahas
drank 1 whole can ALL BY MYSELF
my bladder nearly burst
thank god i was rushed to the hospital(kiosk station)
i was jumping around.

reached back home with bladder cleared.

2008-07-10T08:29:00.000-07:00

i am so totally in lurrrve with my Wassily guy.

he totally gave me a chance on the comp.
(the Geog wksht is freaking hard}crossword, even my sis is hyperventilating.)

just a happy note to add:
MY TOOTH FINALLY CAME OUT!!!
yesterday!!! IN CLASS!!! ENGLISH!!!
man, i've been sufferrringgg....

just a sad note to add:
another tooth of mine is wobbling
(at the same spot, upper.)

did the musicalllle presentation todayyyy
were we tooo fast? i didnt get to play my Weber guy master piece.}sobs
like i care

(i am so disappointed for only writing TWOOOO pages)

P.S. eden is learning cheeena cum honkie english.

2008-07-01T03:55:00.000-07:00

2nd week liao
damn fast right
~~the G. teacher sux~~.

CCA getting more demanding
mus stay until dunno wat
puh-lease
they are not my mother

someone exploded their hair
touch and zzt!
hahahahahahahaha
totally shld listen to eden's version
rocks the shit out of you

2008-06-23T04:02:00.000-07:00

SCENE 12
school} sobs
starring me!}~~ego maniac~~

start of the school} sobs
feeling so miserable already
& blur
totally forgot to bring back the chinese file
which means...
(cackles)
I AM SO DEAD!!!
(sniff, sniff)
1st day and homework on its way already.
change timetable & teachers
(grins sarcastically)
not that there would have any difference though,
(sobs)(howl)
and..
(looking triumphant)
I escaped the grooming and attire check!}yays for me!
imagine if someone checked instead
(look of horror)
hahas
applause, applause louder!
}everybody stands in ovation
}claps claps

--END OF SCENE 12--

2008-06-19T07:11:00.000-07:00

went to queenstown library for the art project.
and puh-lease
that damn artist isn't anywhere near famouseeeeeeed
gave up
walkeeed alllll the way to macdonald's
tired..
ate french fries and realised there is such thing as a $1 coke
oh-MAN
sher, brenda and eden went at 5.15
waited...until 6+--my father came
wheeee!
back home.

2008-06-06T03:15:00.000-07:00

nothing to post but.

THIS HOLIDAY SUX!

2008-06-01T05:10:00.000-07:00

wed:
watched Prince Caspian with family
i can only say
he is SO HOT!
he should totally get together with that Susan girl.
cos hottie and hottie is perfect
but they can't, cos the girls is 1300 years older
but still...

HE IS SUCH A HOTTIE HOT HOTTIE

Today:
went to jurong east NLB
got new indian name} created by president eden
practically did nothing there but played with sher laptop
slack, slack, slack
supposed to leave at 3. but somehow drag till 4+.
neoprints..
then father came
fetch me home.
played with cousins

and someone scratched his car delibrately.}he is fuming

2008-05-26T04:19:00.000-07:00

miss goody-two-ol has changed her blogskin

she is flying now
i am so loooooooooving it

2008-05-26T01:34:00.000-07:00

decided to do the verilly lame quiz }since i am so bored

1. Do You Have A Wide Group Of Friends ?
i barely care.as long i have fwens
2. If You Are In A Trouble, Will Your Friends 'Fly' Over To Help You Immediately ?
dunno.hope so
3. Will You Sacrifice Your Most Precious Things For Your Friends ?
unless it has love or friend or family, maybe...
4. Do You Believe In Best Friends, BFFs Or That Everyone's Equal ?
best friends cos i so do not like to really classify ppl
5. Do You Think That A Straight Man & A Woman Can Just Be A Platonic Friends ?
why not?
6. Do You Have A Male Friend Whom You Can Trust With Almost Everything ?
man i have never trust guys
7. Do You Think That Friends Should Tell Each Other Everything?
yuppity yup. there shld be no secrets
8. If Your Friends Are In Trouble One Day, What Will You Do?
rush over n try to help!
9. In Future, If Your Friend Gets Married & Ask You To Be The Bestman/Bridesmaid.Will You Agree?
man. duh. i am so wishing to be a bridesmaid
10. What Will You Do If Your Enemy Calls You One Day To Make Peace?
k. what to do.i jus wan no enemity in this world
11. What Will You Do To A Friend Whom You Trust Deeply, Betrayed You?
mega OMGs and probably jus die
12. If Your Friend Snatch Away Your Boyfriend, Will You Still Be Friend With Her Or Hate Her Completely?
friends mayb~~[on the outside only,inside i am hating her]~~
13. What If There Is This Guy That You Have Liked For Quite Sometime, Tells You That He Needs Your Help To Win The Heart Of Your Friend, Will You Help Him?
MAN, i am going to die
14. How Many Of Your Friends Does Your Parents Know?
quite many
15. Do Your Parents Think That Your Friends Are A Bad Influence?
.nope.as long they are not those kind of ppl
16. What Will You Tell Your Parents If They Ask You To Transfer School, Which Means Losing All Your Closes Friends?
i wont say anything but jus bawl my head out
17. If Your Friend Organises A Once In A Lifetime Party, But Your Family Doesn't Allow You To Go. Will You Sulk/Throw A Temper/Sneak Out/Don't Go?
definitely SULK
18. How Will You Describe Your Friendship Relationship With Your Friends?
um. how i noe
19. Define Friendship.
fun!!!i will jus die without it!
Name 20 people you can think of right now.Don't read the questions until you've named the 20 people.At the end of this, choose 5 people to do this. It's not in order.
1.brenda
2.sherine
3.eden
4.vanny
5.ee rong
6.yunxian
7.jazreel
8.joey
9.rongfang
10.bernice
11.wayne
12.emmeline
13.kerry
14.brenda KHOO
15.kengleng
16.mei ying
17.adeline
18.zhishan
19.darren
20.ee pin
How did you meet 14 ?
rvps!<3
What would you do if you never met 1 ?
no more gossips-BOO-HOO-HOO
What if 9 and 20 dated ?
i will die at that moment.
Will 6 and 17 date ?
unless they are les
Describe 3.
mad woman running for president} VOTE FOR EDEN!!!
Describe 7.
my sister is definitely the kind of girl you wan to pinch
Do you know any 12's family members ?
yupps her Bro, 2 sisters, mother n father
What would you do if 18 confesses to you that he/she likes you ?
i am SO not a les
What languages does 15 speaks ?
eng & chi
Who is 9 going out with ?
i highly doubt she is..
How old is 16 ?
13.
When is the last time you spoke to 13 ?
CNY eve
Who is 2's favourite band/singer ?
jay chou
Would you ever date 4 ?
WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?!
Would you ever date 1 ?
excuse me, not my niece
Is 19 Single ?
i dun care
Would you ever be in a relationship with 11 ?
HE IS MY BRO!!!I AM NOT GOIN TO DO ANYTHING INCEST
School of 3 ?
CTSS.
Where does 6 lives?
i have got no idea.
What is your favourite thing about 5 ?
shopaholic?
Have you seen 2 naked ?
GOD! NO WAY AM I SEEING THAT
Next Five Person To Do This Survey,
1.joey
2.sheralynn
3.yunxian
4.bernice
5.zhishan

my god, that was totally LAME.

2008-05-22T03:54:00.000-07:00

happy birthday to you mummy! (21st may)

didn't get to post yesterday
but still...
trip to MoST is like damn xianzx
only best part is when we were going and returning

OmiGosh
eden waved hello to a indian 'shopkeeper'
apparently she only waves to shopkeeper
but that guy is eatin roti prata
so mayb he isn't a shopkeeper
BUT HE WAVED BACK TO EDEN!!!

then apparently she tried waving to this indian women
who is so unfriendly.

the place honestly feels like the monster doll shoe
'cept i forgot the name

returning trip was a mega joke
cos we saw Hotel 81
and was trying to find anyone going inside
then there was this old man
whom we honestly tot was going to go in there
but he changed direction and went into cheers instead
and we were like ohhhh...
then that Alvin Poh had to shout out
"he is going inside to buy con****."
and we burst into peals of laughter

then all the other GIRLS
started slumping on each other.
i was the only one who was upright and steady!
yays for me!

then we reached back to CTSS-1a1
we made a hell lot of noise
~~then that fat ass has to be a goody-two-ol and complains~~
and we were so happy when you were away.

today did spring cleaning
whole school has to.
and all i can say is
i can't believe my class is that dirty
and
why are the guys working so hard!

2008-05-20T01:30:00.000-07:00

I AM SO MORTIFIED!

OMG! i sang like shit on the SC investiture.
i didnt memorise the song at all?!
but brenda did! OH MAN
and dun laugh.
is all i have to say.

god sherine you are so damn bad!
i mean whacking the ball straight to mummy mouth.
until it is swollen(no offence!)

the movie we watched is good
last year watch already
but too bad mus escape early so cannot liaoxx

and i feel just like dying just this instance

2008-05-18T01:50:00.000-07:00

went to vivo yesterday

and...
double OMGs
cos i tink i saw someone there
and i nearly died

i ran and told my sis
which was a big mistake

cos she went over and was like
crikey
he is so...
and made me choke on my saliva

but i tink it is him....

2008-05-16T05:34:00.000-07:00

i got position 11!
one more to top 10
bloody hell

but at least my parents did not flare and all but still
they were like
aiyo 1 more to top 10

but my percentage is like only 60 something
and i get top 20?!
puh-lease
i got seventy-plus for my exams in primary sch
I got top 40!
so cool right

but they haven add my marks
so maybe...

it is never too late too dream...

2008-05-13T02:03:00.000-07:00

man man man
bloody hell, the moment of truth, the moment of despair,

PRACTICALLY MOST OF OUR RESULTS CAME OUT TODAY
and i did exceptionally well!
puh-lease
i am so disgusted with myself
cos

I NEARLY FAILED!!! I AM SO DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF!!!
ewww!

maths(*FAINTS)
Chinese(*GROANS)
english(*PUKES)
literature(*FEVER)

eden!!!
wat the heck! you score so high xia!

and to tink tat i was so happpy when i camexxx to skool early<7.05>
RECORDXX

then the exam came,
and everything that i jus ate
wants to come back up.

and i feel like dying.

2008-05-07T21:55:00.000-07:00

EXAMS IS OFFICIALLY OVER!

omigosh!finallydone.
n i m so goin to do detention 2moro
cos i promise my ah max

you should really hear how my mum shouted to her on the phone.
~~n you noe who is the her.~~
~~"IDIOT"~~

and I CHANGE MY BLOGSKIN!!! I AM SO <3-ing>
THEY ARE LIKE OMIGOSH so cute.

so i am like free now god i really wan to change skool

2008-04-20T06:39:00.000-07:00

damn tat lu

make use of us to go wat retarded compeitition.
puh-lease
U said whole class, well M isn't doin
SHE MUS DO!i dun care whether it is in english or wat!SHE MUS DO IT TOO!

i am so freezin cold cos i sittin under the air-con.BRRR

NAPHA!!!GOD help me!
HEAVEN help me PASS sit-ups!!!
boy. do i hate them.

OPPPPS better go or else will never get to finish the stupid PRODUCT thingy!!!

2008-04-16T04:07:00.000-07:00

There is ONE very imp. thing.
M***A, do us a favour and just ~~get lost~~
who duyya tink u are?
boss of a well factory?
PUH-LEASE.
even if you are president's daughter,you've got NO[and i mean NO.] right to do tat.
DEfy my 大姐?!~~你可以说自己没有好结果~~.

and pls.RETURN THE PAPERS BACK.>:(
~~unless you don't noe how to spell the word 'DIE'~~

k.away from ~~her~~.

meee anmy nieceeee! created tis ultra useful guidebook;
THE 'CLEVER' GUIDEBOOK ON HOW TO ~~BREAK-UP WITH A GAY.~~
damn funny k.

oh yeh HOW can i FORGET tis!
LU only like someone. rite.
~~go treatment and change color la!(since you~~ ~~<3>the color so much.)~~
~~never die b4 is it?~~

2008-04-14T06:29:00.000-07:00

I met some KNS ppl today.
I didn't talk for your info, u ~~assing~~ K****.
then use your ~~tofu~~ brains, you still put me rite bside Step-niece IN law
Which means i still can talk. U ~~gundo~~ head.
God forbids him should jus put me at ~~Meena~~'s place

to tink science WAS once my best Subj.then tis school i came.NIL.NADA.
i hate science all thx to CAMEL.

Oh yea, DO you noe tat 2 guys asked Vanny 4 her no.WOOO.
'cept tat 4 some reason noth got the same HP.
But the point is....WEE!

"BTW,wat's your name?"

PUH-LEASE!

if you wan the no. and dunno the name might as well jus dun ask la

but the guys look really weird, if you please

2008-04-13T08:13:00.000-07:00

my god i noe tis is a ~~last minute~~ work but still...

yesterday me and my mum got tis shock you noe
i open the door, she also wan to open the door, then we look up,
and we screamed.
I fell ,she rubbed her chest,
then we both laugh.
then we started cursing and swearing.
i mean, puh-lease
but other than tat my weekend is like so xian.
Sat. go vivo only.
but then can buy BOOST.
Which means.strawberry squeeze<3.yums.>

2008-04-11T02:47:00.000-07:00

k. today damn funny la.we keep discussing wat to name ppl.
THEN.to please my one and only unique, special and rare niece...
I have to give her this title.so looong
my ~~bad~~ 大姐 and my soooo special niece keep bullying me.so pathetic me.
and puh-lease.i got another new member.Rebecca.guess who is she engaged who.
talkin bout her.Rebecca!!!my hands look like a pile of white SHIT.~~no thanks~~to you.
humph.
then the chinese cultural thingy, the way we paint the damn stupid mask.damn funny la.
the eyeliner.haha.i swear mine looks like a pink ~~miss toh~~but with fringe only.
then those guys. you should hear them.we can't stop laughin la.
aiya i got short term memory.so fast forget things.nvm.hahas

2008-04-10T03:13:00.000-07:00

yah i noe
so long never post
but puh lease look how busy am i
mus do wat stupid maths project
so effing lame la
now my family tree is even complicated
got so many new member
and all from Sherine's there lor
wonder 二姐 keep track of her...

Eden(my mother!!!)+Ribena(so cute rite)
give birth to...
1st daughter-Ee RoNG(not so much activity)
2nd-Sherine(most activity!!)+Fat who else and Darren.Darren then + YX
give birth to...
Brenda
Ee Pin
3rd-ME!!!

Haha so lamezz rite.

2008-03-27T01:50:00.000-07:00

omigod i finally done it!!!
i tot i was a retarted but here i am!!
thank youSSSS to me frienzie, I LOVE YOU so much(i am not les)
brenda..(nieceee, wang hou)
sherine..(sister,tai jian)
ee rong..(older sis i tink, toilet boy:)
eden tooo..my huang shang
god today mus have been the worst day of me life
someone mus come and sit infront
idiot blabbering mouth mus talk so much
should sit with meena cos she also talk like a broken radio.
ugh!
hate you...